I’m getting old. How do I know that? Because I don’t know what words mean anymore. Is it just me or is slang today just terrible? Here is a list of words I don’t know, but what I think they mean and what they actually mean.
Someone who has misspelled bao. Bao is delicious.
Example: “Let’s go get some bae.”
“Do you mean bao?”
A shortened form of “babe” and also an acronym for “before anyone else.”
Ugh. I don’t know. It sounds like it’s going to be something really dumb. If I had to guess, I would say something to do with travelling… like looking for a cheap flight?
Example: “I’m trying to fleek Brisbane on Expedia, but not having any luck.”
Something being on fleek means that it is looking perfect.
Getting all mixed up. Like, getting turned around.
Example: “Wait a second, which way is Hell? I’m all turnt.”
Being in full party mode.
Example: “See you this AF.”
Abbreviating “as fuck”.
To miss a deer on the highway.
Example: “I had to swerve to not hit a deer on the road.”
Used to call someone out on a lie, or to tell someone to go away.
Do you use any of these awful words/phrases?