5 Things To Do in Calgary for Christmas
1. Enjoy the chinook.
2. Leave. They say no one is from Calgary, so go visit wherever you came from, I guess? I’m going to Winnipeg.
3. Listen to people complain about how oil prices are affecting retail sales this season.
4. Visit the golf course to see the light demo with the religious undertones.
5. Shovel every damn inch of sidewalk on your property line before your neighbours call By-Law Services on your lazy ass.
Happy holidays, folks! Have a good one!